Friday, March 2, 2012

3/1/12 Impact

Ratings:
AJ Styles vs. Christopher Daniels: *3/4

Kazarian vs. AJ Styles: N/A

ODB vs. Madison Rayne: 3/4*

Zema Ion vs. Shannon Moore: *1/2

Mickie James & Velvet Sky vs. Angelina Love & Sarita: *3/4

James Storm, Samoa Joe, & Magnus vs. Bobby Roode, Austin Aries, & Bully Ray: **3/4
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Reviews/Thoughts:
WTF. Kurt Angle with cue cards and acting crazy? Is joker Sting rubbing off on other people now?

Styles and Daniels have a match, and if AJ wins against both Daniels and Kaz tonight, the secret comes out. Match is going fine, then randomly, Kaz comes in and hits the Fade to Black on AJ for the DQ. Daniels is not liking it. Kaz then covers AJ for the win, so the secret stays that way. I like this whole Kaz attitude. It gives the storyline an additional dimension.

Ha, I love Gail's gifts to Madison. A spa day, but first a match with ODB. But that means you'll enjoy the spa day more tomorrow! Yeah, you know, ODB, the knockout that slaps her big boobs and has tattoos. I like how Tenay basically said Madison put the foot up in ODB's rear end, but it was more in a spot where ODB is lucky she doesn't have the anatomy of a dude. EY distracts ref, Gail can't get up to the apron (she "slips") and ODB counters for the win.

Velvet's voicing her displeasures, then Angelina and Sarita physically attack Velvet. Nice running gear, Mickie.

Garret has one week to listen to Flair. Yeah, that's not happening.

Alliance with Roode, Aries, and perhaps Bully. Yeah, nice calves, Bully. Vintage sit-in! Nice centerfold shot, Bully. Blackout! Hi Sting! Sting threatens to fire them all and strip RR and AA of the titles. Didn't think that through so well, huh? Six-man tag for the main event tonight.

Another video on Sorensen. Ion does an in-character heel promo. That'll get him more heat. Decent match here, although a short one.

Angelina and Sarita tagging? Where's Winter and Rosita? Vintage fast start! Sarita looks good in there against Mickie. Solid finish.

Now that Mr. Anderson isn't on TV all the time, is Bully filling that void with his own self-intros? Otherwise, yeah, main event intros. Aries loves to show off, doesn't he? Roode loves being scared, eh? Joe and Magnus look great as a team. Excellent finishing sequence.

Bully stands tall at the end, just so we know he's still a force here.

2 comments:

Matt Frickles said...

I find your thought interesting about the show. What appalls me is how you described the woman against the anatomy of a man. That does give off a dangerous aura to readers. Post more updates so we will get more of your interesting insights about it.

Aaron said...

Assuming you're not a bot of some sort (I do get those from time to time), you clearly misread my thought. I gave no description of a woman "against the anatomy of a man."

You're referring to when I described ODB going for the Bronco Buster, but Madison got her foot up to counter. Tenay said Rayne got the foot on ODB's rear, but it appeared more in the crotch area. That's why I said ODB was probably lucky to not be a guy in that situation. As The Rock would say, she has "lady parts."

Sorry, I don't find such descriptions "dangerous" to readers. I'm not saying this is a PG site anyway.