Monday, November 14, 2011

11/14/11 RAW

Cody Rhodes & Hunico vs. Kofi Kingston & Sin Cara: **

Mason Ryan vs. Dolph Ziggler: N/A

Sheamus vs. Jack Swagger: *1/4

Kelly Kelly vs. Natalya: N/A

Alberto Del Rio & Mark Henry vs. CM Punk & Big Show: **

Wade Barrett vs. Randy Orton: *1/4

So JR had to win all three challenges in the Michael Cole Challenge to get his job back. Arm wrestling is first. JR beats Cole in a second. They replay it like five times, which got a pop from the crowd. Oh good God. Dancing is next. I'm so happy I could fast-forward through that stuff. JR's dancing was the funniest thing I've seen in a LONG time. Oh man. And the last challenge...the infamous scale! Who weighs less? Yeah, of course this thing was rigged.

Vintage awesome Punk promo! Anytime anyone takes out Michael Cole, that's an epic win.


Good opening tag match. Nice spots from Kofi and Sin Cara. Liked the ending.

Vickie discloses Christian's injury. And enter Mr. Ziggles to replace Christian! Well that match with Mason Ryan took a minute (no rating). Next!

Foley promo time! Yes! This is Your Life! Woohoo! That was actually a real cool video package of Cena. Little League coach with an embarrassing strikeout story. Wow, they brought in Bull Buchanan! Vintage rapping Cena and B-2! As expected, B-2's put on a little more weight. And Cena's father! The look on Cena's face is absolutely priceless. I think John Canton will have a field day with caption time. Rock gives the Rock Bottom to Foley...great way to finish that segment.

Sheamus shown with Justin Bieber. Oh yeah, that just cost him a bunch of cool points with many people. OK match here.

Bellas want to be with Alberto. But yeah! Zack Ryder!  Woo woo woo! You know it!

Divas tag match was over in a minute. What else is new?

I'm liking the new Mark Henry shirt. Nice physicality by Punk going after ADR. Mark Henry's really coming into his own. Finally getting that main event and championship run. He's earned it.

Santino promo! Uh oh, Nash out to kick some ass.

Jonah Hill guest stars next week? Who?

Barrett comes out with his SS team. So does Orton. Who saw the 5-on-5 brawl coming? *raises hand*

What can I say? Vintage amazing main event promo at the end. That's why Rock will never be replaced. Absolute gold.

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